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Humor: Major Arcana Road Jokes...

Author: Cheryl Lynne Bradley

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How did the Fool cross the road?
Walking softly and carrying a big stick.

Why did the Fool cross the road?
To get that yappy little dog off his heels.

Why did the Magician cross the road?
To manifest his desires into reality.

How did the Magician cross the road?
Backwards, to deliberately obscure his crossing.

How did the High Priestess cross the road?
She didn't, she knew it wasn't her time to cross the road.

How did the Empress cross the road?
With her heart in her hands.

Why did the Empress cross the road?
Well, someone had to do it!

How did the Emperor cross the road?
He's too uptight to cross the road and besides this is
HIS side of the road.(see "The Testrophobical Thing")

Why did the Emperor cross the road?
They have cable.

Why did the Emperor cross the road to Canada?
They have cable, beer and Hockey Night in Canada.

Why did the Emperor cross the road?
The Empress took the converter.

Why did the Emperor and the Hierophant cross the road?
To avoid treatment for advanced testosterone poisoning (aka
Male Bonding).

How did the Heirophant cross the road?
At the crosswalk.

Why did the Heirophant cross the road?
He saw a sign.

How did the Lovers cross the road?
It was their choice.

Why did the Lovers cross the road?
They had to come out to forage for food sometime.

How did the Chariot cross the road?
0-90 in .5

Why did the Chariot cross the road?
He was looking for Resolution.

Why did the Chariot cross the road?
He was tired of pushing the river.

Why did Strength cross the road?
She was attracted to someone for their needs. Therefore,
crossing the road was one thing, staying across the road would be
another.

How did Strength cross the road?
Stapled to a Leo.

Why did the Hermit cross the road?
He couldn't cross the road 'til he found one.

How did the Hermit cross the road?
He couldn't find one so he made one.

Where did the Hermit cross the road?
At the light.

How did the Wheel cross the road?
The Wheel doesn't cross the road, it goes rollin' on the
river.

How did Justice cross the road?
Without the blindfold.

How did the Hanged Man cross the road?
He bungee jumped off the Tower. (Not recommended)

Why did Death cross the road?
To check his road kill stats. (See the Fool)

Why did Death and the Fool cross the road?
To go where brilliant dreams are born.

How did Death cross the road?
In a Ford Explorer with Bridgestone tires.

How did Temperance cross the road?
He can't cross the road 'til he gets both feet on the
pavement.

Why did Temperance cross the road?
To cross or not to cross? Now that is the question.

How did Temperance cross the road?
Showing wise patience.

Why did the Devil cross the road?
He was emotionally bound to road crossing.

Why did the Devil cross the road?
To meet Robert Johnson at the Crossroads.

How did the Devil cross the road?
In a Saturn.

How did the Tower cross the road?
On stepping stones made from ruined plans.

Why did the Star cross the road?
To get to the point of convergence.

How did the Star cross the road?
In a Toyota.

How did the Moon cross the road?
On little snow white feet.

Why did the Moon cross the road?
To stand at the edge of the Abyss.

Why did the Moon cross the road?
She was sick and tired of stumbling around like a wild woman
on those moonlit paths. Wild women stumble but they never fall.

How did the Sun cross the road?
In a Blazer.

Why did the Sun cross the road?
To go east, where things begin.

Why did Judgement cross the road?
To go where all is well.

How did Judgement cross the road?
With all the cards on the table.

How did the World cross the road?
With you standing on top of it!!!!

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